The good old Bonds shirt... been in my good old blue bond shirt for the past 6 days.... AWESOME, still good.. Below are the top 5 CARLOS GARCIA TIPS to keep your BOND shirt fresh for the duration of the 6 days...
1. any activity which increases the resting heart rate by 5% then take your shirt off. A 5% increase in a persons resting heart rate can be any of the following but not restricted to the below items:
a) Sporting activities such as, running, tennis, jogging, basketball a football, ultimate frizbee, walking with your 20 kg backpack up a hill in 20 deg C weather.
b) if you CHOOSE to partake in any sexual relations (say it with an Eddie Murphy, Nutty Proffessor accent, it's funnier, hahahaha), just get neked (and that word too), for peet sakes your in europe, everyone is neked...
c) Checking your Australian banking account from any European country, especially the scandanavian countries and the UK
d) at home reading emails from family and friends.
2. when walking long periods with a backpack, ensure to alternate the position of the backpack from back to front, to minimise back and front sweat from occurring onto the shirt.
3. air out the shirt where ever possible, for example if chillin at some random royal garden, take your Bond shirt off and hang it on a tree.. hell use it for shade and utilise the natural phenomenon of evaporative cooling to dry out your shirt... Ensure to fully spread out the shirt to maximise the surface area of the shirt exposed to the sun and breeze... Don't forget that the key parameter is SURFACE AREA!! Greater the surface area the greater the sweat transfer... hahahahahahaha
4. wear anti-persperant to minimise under arm odour to occur onto the shirt..
5. during the later days, find a shopping mall, there fricken everywhere, except if your in some random village in Europe. Find the cosmetic and fragrance section of the mall or department store and spray some perfume onto the shirt, this will give you an extra couple of days using the shirt..
By following the easy to follow steps above, you can save 25% of travel laundry cost, reduce clothes changing by 75% based on a 30 day cycle and decrease the number of times you have to open and close your backpack by an astonishing 90% over a 30 day period.
The above rules will only be applicable if you attend NON-SMOKING establishments, when you are out on the pi$$. As soon as you are exposed to a SMOKING environment, it's time to change your clothes.....
PEACE OUT FELLO TRAVELLERS....
